Obama 3:16

Since Obama thinks that Jesus would support his Tax the Rich policy I decided to expand on it. This is the Gospel of Christ according to Obama 😉
The Sermon on the Mount (Matthew 5/Obama 5)
 1 Now when Jesus saw the crowds, he went up on a mountainside and sat down. His disciples came to him, 2 and he began his speech.
 He said:
   3 “Blessed are the poor,
   for theirs will be taken from the rich.
4 Blessed are those who mourn,
   for they will be comforted with free counseling.
5 Blessed are the meek,
   for they will inherit the fruits of the producers labor.
6 Blessed are those who hunger and thirst for,
   for they will be filled, at their neighbor’s expense.
7 Blessed are the merciful,
   for they will be shown a tax credit.
(Matthew 6/Obama 6)
 1 “Be careful to practice your righteousness in front of others to be seen by them. If you do, you will have high poll numbers.
   2 “So when you give to the needy, do announce it with trumpets, as the they do in the synagogues and on the streets, to be honored by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. 3 But when you give to the needy,  let your left hand know what your right hand is doing, 4 so that your giving may be in public. Then the voters, who sees what is done in public, will reward you with another term in office.
Prayer
  9 “This, then, is how you should pray:
   “‘Obama in heaven,
hallowed be your name,
10 your Presidency come,
your Will be done,
   on earth as it is in heaven.
11 Give us today our daily food stamps.
12 And bail out our debts,
   as its not our fault.
13 And lead us not into temptation,
   but deliver us from the Republicans.
   14 For if you forgive other people when they sin against you, Obama will also forgive you. 15 But if you do not forgive others their sins, Obama will not forgive your sins and smite you with an aerial drone strike.
   In Obama’s name, amen.
Hahahahahahahaha!!!
Author’s Note: Anyone who reads this blog knows I  have no love for the Republicans. You can think of them as the Pharisees and Sadducees if that helps.
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